Andy Dick

I have a spiritual advisor I call up, when I just feel lost. Lately, I've been talking to God. I developed this dialogue in rehab, this dialogue with God, and every day I talk to God. Andy Dick

Day God Lost

Straight people say, 'You know you're just gay,' and gay people say, 'You know you're just gay.' There is such a thing as bisexual! Andy Dick

Bisexual Gay Know

I say, 'I'm bi, my love knows no gender,' and the straight community says, 'Oh right, that's just a cover-up - you're gay!' And the gay community says, 'Yeah right, that's just a cover-up - you're gay.' They both want to push me gay. Andy Dick

Community Gay Gender

I'm really ultra-affected by things, I feel things deeper, and I cry at the drop of a hat, and offended and sensitive and I'm almost paranoid very easily, and that's who I am. Andy Dick

Cry Feel I Am

People love to hate. I have a love-hate relationship with the world. The world loves to hate me. Andy Dick

Hate love Relationship

In terms of being vulgar, I don't think you need to be violent unless it's slapstick, violence to yourself. That can be funny - we've all tripped and fallen on our faces. Andy Dick

about violence Being Funny

I have a very dark sense of humor. Andy Dick

Dark Humor Sense Of Humor

I laugh when I see people in pain. Sometimes I think it is a defense mechanism from childhood, where you're in so much pain you have to laugh. It is a survival mechanism. Andy Dick

Childhood Laugh Pain

I know it's corny, but laughter is a two-way gift, and hearing people laugh just warms me through and through. Andy Dick

Gift Laugh Laughter

I had no blood relatives till I made some. Andy Dick

Blood Life Made